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Archive: October 2007

The death of a computer

Why do I become so attached…and trusting? This one had my fairytale for RT, I hadn’t backed up and I know better. I guess I suspected it would let me know it wasn’t well, but it didn’t. Now the hard drive is off being searched. I’m not hopeful.

Cherie J, you are the winner!

Now two days later…and no answer yet if any was salvaged.

No matter how high you climb, there you are…

Today is my day to post on the Aphrodisia Authors blog, so I wrote one on “No matter how high you climb, there you are…” It’s about writers and what an interesting breed we are…lol. So, head on over and check it out, and please feel free to leave comments on one or both blogs.

I LOVE comments :)
Tina/Cassie

Moving

Some of you know that I just bought a house, yeah. It’s my first house I’ve bought by myself…sort of a milestone, considering I’m over 40. This house represents to me the end of many transitions. The end of transitioning into a new career, the end of living in a house with memories, the end of no space for my creative side, etc. I’m starting a new leaf in my life. At least, I didn’t have to wait till I’m 50 (whew…way too close).

Now where was I, oh yes my moving (old age is catching up to me early). All I’ve been doing is faxing paperwork to my mortgage person, paying inspectors, figuring out how to sell my current house and PACKING or the lack thereof. All of this transition time has been cutting into my ability to finish my edits, which is pissing me off. I’m so close, yet so far.

Well everything will come when it’s supposed to. My book feels like a baby. It’s stuck in there and I seriously want to push it out…lol. I know ‘ick’ moment. So, I won’t push and I won’t bitch. I know the Universe is helping me and my guides are guiding me to the right moment for the birth.

So here’s to staying book pregnant a little longer!!!!

Isabella

Slayers Inc I have winners…Cherie, Angela, and more…

med_slayersinc.jpgSlayers Inc. by Brit Blaise

All you have to do is leave a comment for this post to be entered.
I’ll pick a winner on October 31st, Halloween!

http://www.butterscotchmartinigirls.com/?p=426

And if you already own Slayers Inc., leave your name anyway…I’ll substitute with two other previous books. 

And don’t forget to go to my website to read Chapter One

http://www.Britblaise.com/mybooks.htm

http://britblaise.com/blog/?p=115 for a second chance to win…

Never show anyone your dead beaver!

Okay, I forgot to blog yesterday…blame it on a very nice distraction. :) And I don’t really have any burning cause or new help(less) desk experiences to blog about today, so I’ll tell you another quick story about my internet dating journey. I’m not sure why these things always happen to me…they just do.

Now, you should know that being a farm girl, I had decided to set up a profile on a match site that catered to country folk, hoping to find someone better suited than the citified gentlemen I had been encountering. I got a “smile” one evening from a handsome gentleman who lived in Alabama and after reading his profile, decided he might be just enough “country” to suit me. So I responded that I’d be happy to correspond with him until we could see just how much common ground there was between us and since his profile claimed he was a “country boy”, I suggested he might start by telling me what made him country…my first mistake.

Apparently taking my request as a challenge, the gentleman responded that he was very country. He had pumped water from a well and hauled it by the bucketful into the house. He had lived where the only facilities were an outhouse. And he had walked the forests and fields. Then he issued a rather strong challenge to me to prove that I was really country. Now, you should know that it was about this time that I started to get an inkling that maybe there were degrees of country I wasn’t ready for…and when I laughingly read the e-mail to Tina, she howled and suggested maybe I should leave this guy to continue walking the forests and fields. But I just couldn’t leave well enough alone…oh no, I replied with enough information to make him understand just how country I truly am…my second mistake.

Next thing I know, he’s asking me to “chat” with him on Yahoo. Ok…safe enough. I go to Yahoo and add him to my contact list and almost immediately he pings in with a big Hello. So we start chatting and things are going pretty well. He’s telling me about the acreage he has in Alabama where he’s set up a private game preserve and feeds the deer and birds and such. Awwww…how sweet, I think. What a nice retirement passtime.

A few minutes into the chat, he says he’s going to share some pictures with me on Yahoo. I freeze. I’ve got a bad feeling in my gut that this isn’t going to end well. So I send him a note and ask what kind of pictures. He doesn’t respond…all I get is a Yahoo message asking if I want to accept the picture sharing. I mumble to myself that this guy had better have all his clothes on in these pictures because if he’s naked, I’m going to hunt him down on his private game preserve and relieve him of some very key body parts.

So I reluctantly “accept” the request to share and the picture pops up on my screen. For a split second, I experienced total relief as I saw him standing there smiling and leaning on his rifle…fully clothed, Thank God!!! But then I realize he’s next to a tree and there’s something large on the ground next to him, hugging the tree. I blink a few times to make sure I’m not seeing things and, yes…it’s a beaver. The biggest beaver I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s hugging the tree and it’s definitely dead. Egads! Now I’m wishing he’d been naked.

Okay, I take a breath…I’m country, I’ve seen dead before, and I’m sure there’s a perfectly good explanation. So I begin to type. But before I can compose my next message, another picture appears. I click on it and it opens. Now there are 3 dead beavers hugging the tree. Wow…that’s a lot of dead beavers.

So I ask him why he killed the beavers and I hit send. His response comes back and it seems perfectly reasonable to the country girl in me. Apparently, these beavers had moved onto his land and were destroying his 100 year old trees and damming up the river, cutting off the water supply. Okay, I can buy that…life’s different in rural America. So I fire back a note and ask him what he did with the dead beavers…are they edible? I’m expecting to get back some story about how he ate them and tanned the hides and made a coat out of them…you know, like in the stories we write?

Nope.

He sends me back a note saying that beavers are too hard to skin…not worth the effort.

So I ask again, “What did you do with them?”

His reply…“I cut them up and used them for coyote bait.”

Coyote bait? Why would anyone want to attract coyotes?

I’m starting to type my next question when another picture arrives. Hmmm… Okay, I open it. It’s a picture of a dead coyote. Crap! I’ve got Hannibal Lecter on the other end of a Yahoo chat line and I’m starting to hyperventilate. What the hell do I do now? There’s only one thing TO do…get the hell out of Dodge! So I make up some lame excuse why I have to run and thank him for the conversation, get off of Yahoo, and never ever answer another request to chat with the guy again.

So…the moral of the story? Be thankful for naked pictures, be wary of the degrees of country, and never show anyone your dead beaver! It freaks them out.

That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it. Hold on tight now ‘cuz we’re gonna go real, real fast.

Love ya,

Kayce

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